So what happened in Miami?

In the sultry night sky over Miami, a celestial ballet unfolded, captivating onlookers with an enigmatic display that defied earthly explanation. A luminous anomaly, cloaked in an ethereal glow, pirouetted through the stars, leaving a trail of wonder in its wake. Its otherworldly radiance painted the horizon in hues unknown to the human eye, a cosmic symphony of iridescence that echoed the mystery of the cosmos. Witnesses stood spellbound as the Miami UFO, a shimmering enigma suspended in the velvety darkness, etched an indelible mark on the city's skyline, beckoning the curious to question the boundaries of the known and the undiscovered realms beyond.

911 calls flooded in with hysterical accounts of the sightings. (listen to them, you’ll like them.)

OR

Since the incident on 1/5/2024, the official story now says it was teens lighting fireworks at Bayside Marketplace Mall. Which is it? You decide.